Monday, August 17, 2009

THe Devil's Beatitudes

We have Christ's beattitudes (instructions for a happy life), but there's another set of beautitudes, curiously from the Devil. Read and check if you might be living them rather than Jesus Christ's standards of living a happy life.

"Blessed are those who are too tired, too busy, too distracted to spend an hour once a week with their fellow Christians in the Church." THEY ARE MY BEST WORKERS

"Blessed are those Christians who wait to be asked and expect to be thanked." I CAN USE THEM.

"Blessed are the touchy, with a bit of luck they may stop going to church." THEY ARE MY MISSIONARIES.

"Blessed are those who are very religious but get on everyone's nerves." THEY ARE MINE FOREVER.

"Blessed are the troublemakers." THEY SHALL BE CALLED MY CHILDREN

"Blessed are those who have no time to pray." THEY ARE EASY PREY FOR ME.

"Blessed are the gossipers." FOR THEY ARE MY SECRET AGENTS.

"Blessed are those critical of church leadership." FOR THEY SHALL INHERIT A PLACE WITH ME IN MY KINGDOM.

"Blessed are the complainers." I'M ALL EARS FOR THEM.

"Blessed are you when you read this and think it is about other people and not yourself." I'VE GOT YOU!

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